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11/03/2005: "Getting Religious?"

I just found this through something else... truly bizarre: REPENT ONLINE with iGod!

It's entertaining. Very nice Apple / Mac setup:

"You are now chatting with God...

Me: Why is the sky blue?
God: The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
Me: You are very smart, God
God: I like people who say I am smart.
Me: Why am I short
God: The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me: That's not fair
God: Why not?
Me: Because Jason is really tall
God: Good reason. Are they exactly the same?
Me: Are you listening??
God: Do I look like it?
Me: Not really
God: Are you serious? For real.
Me: Are you talking to someone else too?
God: If talking to someone else too, then we have something in common, eh. I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me: Hello God. How are you?
God: Hello child. What is your name? I am doing very well.
Me: My name is Cara
God: That's a very nice name, Cara.
Me: Thank you, God.
God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me: Am I going to heaven when I die?
God:I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: Thanks, God. I'm working on it.
God:You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me: Where do you live?
God: I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: I'm in Calgary
God: Tell me a little about your life in Calgary.
Me: There are lots of cowboys here.
God: How many cowboys here s are there?
Me: Are you not listening to me again??
God: Once more? Yes I hear you very well.. Really.
Me: I have to leave now, God.
God: See you later!"

Kinda friendly, eh?


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