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01/14/2006: "I laugh loudly"
Take some time to spew milk out your nose:
Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued ABout
Don't you feel better now?
==== (10 minutes later)
My husband is the best in the whole world. No, the whole UNIVERSE. Why? Because he brought me super large coffee this morning. He makes coffee every morning, but today we were OUT of beans at home and I was sending him telepathic messages to bring home coffee (he, poor lad, had to go in to work for a couple of hours today). So here I was, unable to be open to the remote possibility of interacting with other humans before having a cup of coffee , unable to leave the house to scavenge for coffee beans myself due to the aforementioned "no coffee, no human interaction" rule passed in early 1993. Can you see the problem?
He also brought me a scratch lottery ticket. I love him deeply.
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